- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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