- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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