A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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