- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Your Mum is soo fat.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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