roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A fat guy!

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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