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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What's red and has wheels? A red car

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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