A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Nah

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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