- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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