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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Fat people

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats 1+1? window!

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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