- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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