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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Kys

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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