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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

tim has no humor

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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