- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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