A car walks into a bar.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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