- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??