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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Justin beiber..

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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