- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Roses are red, yup.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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