An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Neither did she.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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