- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

you dint have to be a jew matt

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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