- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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