- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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