- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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