Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Dwight Howard

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Guess what What

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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