- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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