What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

whats white and sticky glue

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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