- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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