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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

I enjoy Popcorn

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Barack Obama

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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