Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why? Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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