What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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