What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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