Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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