- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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