- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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