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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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