- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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