Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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whats up and also down? your mum

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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