- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do I hate? people

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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