- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

SHUT UP JP

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

poop.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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