Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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