whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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