- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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