A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Women's rights

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Your adopted

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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