Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

No antijoke here.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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