What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Hi.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

You had better thumbs up this post.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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