An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Anti Joke

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