i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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