- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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