- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's one plus one? two.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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