Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Refridgerator.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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