- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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