- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

You sick fiend

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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