- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

what has genitial warts? me

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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