- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

were at work systems r down

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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