- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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