- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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