knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Your mother just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

cory

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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