- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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