What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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