- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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noah is a scrub jungle

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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