A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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