- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Nobody cares maddie!

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