- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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