it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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