Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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tim has no humor

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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read me write me

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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