- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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