Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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THE GAME

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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How old are you? 7

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25

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Male leadership.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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