- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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