Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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