- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Womens rights

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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