- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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