Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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