- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

j.p. is dumb

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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