Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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