- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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