- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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