- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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