- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I like poop in my butt

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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