Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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This isn't funny.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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