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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

LET

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Yellow People !!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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