- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Get up Look in the mirror

Emily Walker.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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