- Anti Joke

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.