- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A muslim paints Mohammed

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

su algato es en fuego

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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