So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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how much fish could a chicken

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Anti Joke

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