- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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