what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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JUST KIDDING^

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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NASCAR

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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