- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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