Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Small Penis.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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