Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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