- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Robin, get in the batmobile

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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