- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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