- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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