Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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