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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Abortion.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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