- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

I have read the terms and conditions

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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