Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Get it? More.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Anti Joke

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