- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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