- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

joe diragi whacks off his dog

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Fat people

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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