- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Black people.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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