Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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someone called someone else a frog

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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