- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Christianity.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why? Why not?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

The cream, it is coming

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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