- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

hextech crafting too opieop

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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