- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

what's the difference between a duck?

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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