What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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woman's rights

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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