- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

TIMMY

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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