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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Prostitution is bad.......

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

You idiot.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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