Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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