- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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