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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Bark I'm a tree

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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