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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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