- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Mooses

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

This is a random Anti joke.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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