How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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wael.. nuff said

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Anti Joke

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