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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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