why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Your life

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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