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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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