Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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