- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Sam Hengal.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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