- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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