How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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