- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Abortion.

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