- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What fires shots? A gun

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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