nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

when debbie meets downer

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

hahahahaha thats not funny

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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