- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A blind man walks into a library.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

We found a cure for cancer. Death

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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