- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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