- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why can't jokes spit?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat