- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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