- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the old man say? Im old

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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