- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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