- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

you give like i give lomain

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

I have read the terms and conditions

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

nothing

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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