- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

where is the world?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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