- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Chicken

The FCC

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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