- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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