Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Women's Rights.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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