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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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