- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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