- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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