- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Pickles are powerful

Good job, son.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Stop procrastinating.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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