- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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