How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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