Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Ebola

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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