- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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