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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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