Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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