- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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