- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

I walk into a bar...

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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