- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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